How to Skive and Get away with it

1. If you run out of annual leave, remember that MCs are always an abundance.
2. Predict when u are gonna fall sick and take leave
3. Multiple smoke breaks on the excuse that u are stressed out and overladen with stress and work your subordinates are not doing....NOT!!!!
4. Master the art of Tai-chi
5. Kiss some butts...maybe many butts!
6. Battery charging is always a good one *lol*

Amazing how these efforts can seriously get u far in ur career by not really working! Sad but true nonetheless!

Emergence of the word -Fannoyance

This word is a sister branch from the werd FUGLY. Need I say more about how it was derived.
Word usage is as follows:
Fannoyer - a person who perpetrates a totally annoying act dat irritates you till you want to pull out your hair and scream at them till you get tonsilitis
Fannoying - the actual act of irritation
Fannoyance - the product from the act of fannoying
Happy usage of the new vocabulary. Trust me...once you get the hang of it, it will flow!